Destroyed my business. I need the money back.

"Do you expect me to talk?"

Comes with a free Zune.

Contains spelling erro SUPER RARE!!!!!

Beautiful 1st Century relic. DO NOT LOOK INSIDE.

It says 'error' but I think it still works so that's why the price.

BRAND NEW. ONLY UNBOXED FOR THIS PHOTO. THIS IS NOT A SCAM.

Not suitable for children under 1.

Price is per sock.

Price depends on celebrity and ease of hair retrieval.