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Belinda Kockfire @lindakock

@SchpunkCares I ‘came’ shopping here last Wednesday and slipped on a grape, give me money or I will sue your asses into next week.
Gareth Steakman @stake_n_bake

@SchpunkCares I ran over one of your staff, they left a dent in my car. Sort this out or I will never spend my £20 a week here again! >=(
Donald Frump @frumpyDump

@SchpunkCares the TV I stole from your Woodplumpton store doesn’t work, can I return it for another?
BazzyMontana @baz4456274993

@SchpunkCares What time does @SchpunkDoncaster 24/7 store open tomorrow?
D'wayne Brownshit @the_stone

@SchpunkCares Do u still sel beer flavur condoms? my gf sez she want to somethin speshul 4 valentine day.
Rasda - Rasta Supermarket @rasda

@SchpunkCares Fuck you Schpunk, we’re going to kill you in this price war!