Welcome to St Jesus' University!

Then the Lord said to Moses, "Say to the assembly, 'Study at St Jesus' University!'"
— Numbers 16:23

We pride outselves on being the third best university in the world named after our lord and saviour St Jesus H Christ, who - as you should rightly know - saved us from the Nazi-Communists in the Second Holy War of God.

• Check out the food available in our cafeteria! The halibut is so good you might just blaspheme!
• Jesus died for our sins... and our new campus! Come take a look on one of our open days (every Sunday!)
• Atheism is evil. We here at St Jesus' University can cure you of your disease, find out how on our courses page.

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564,843 people have been converted!