SECOND HAND Durian dMonic MP3 player

£666.00
Comes with a free Zune.

James Bond Bondage Gear

£0.07
"Do you expect me to talk?"

Medical Waste Goodie Bag

£5.00
50 Items To Collect! A Mystery To All Who Befall It!

Haunted video tape

£2.86
Fun for the whole family! Not for the faint of heart or those attached to their posessions or relatives!

Homeless person clothes

Whatever change you have spare

Fifty Shades of Beighe USED DAMAGED COPY

£2.99
Some 'water' damage. Still readable.

Telephone USED Probably works still though

£17.00
It says 'error' but I think it still works so that's why the price.

BRAND NEW PlayStation 4 Pre Evolution Soccer 2015

£25.00
Unwanted gift from my neanderthal of a neighbour.

'The Business Man' DVD

£4.19
Destroyed my business. I need the money back.

Washing Machine Death Battle for Ninteod Game Cube

£12.54
Not suitable for children under 1.

REAL CELEBRITY HAIR (scalp, facial, pubic, etc.)

£100.00–9000
Price depends on celebrity and ease of hair retrieval.