Food at St Jesus'

Since 1542 our students have been hungry, that is why we strive to be the best fed university in the nation! But don't take our word for it, just look at our menu!

• At St Jesus' University we only serve the three kind of fish that we KNOW St Jesus H Christ ate personally.
• The bread is flat, for yeast is the leavener of Satan.
• Wine is especially converted from water by our in-university minister, who is sacrifically killed for heracy each term.

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